17 of Pope Francis’ Sweetest Zingers

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via thecatholiccatalogue.com

Everyone loves him, which might explain why Pope Francis can get away with some of these!

[See also: 29 of Martin Luther’s Most Hilariously Over-the-Top Insults]

All quotes are courtesy of the blog That the Bones You Have Crushed May Thrill.

Enjoy!

1) “Fomenter of coprophagia!”

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2) “Mr. or Mrs. Whiner!”

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3) “Liquid Christian!”

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4) “Museum mummy!”

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Catholic Church England and Wales / Flickr
Catholic Church England and Wales / Flickr

5) “Renaissance Prince!”

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6) “Sourpuss!”

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7) “Little monster!”

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8) “Existential tourist!”

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Catholic Church England and Wales / Flickr
Catholic Church England and Wales / Flickr

9) “People without light – real downers!”

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10) “Starched Christians, too polite, who speak of theology calmly over tea!”

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11) “Weathervanes, all of them!”

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12) “Rotting in the heart, weak, weak to the point of rottenness. Gloomy in the heart!”

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Republic of Korea / Flickr
Republic of Korea / Flickr

13) “Pagans with two strokes of Christian paint, so as to appear like Christians, but pagans nonetheless!”

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14) “Uniformists, alternativists and advantagists!”

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15) “Proud, self-sufficient, detached from the people, intellectual aristocrats, who closed their doors and resist the Holy Spirit!”

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16) “Pastry shop Christians, luscious cakes, sweet dainties. Delectable, but not real Christians!”

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And, of course:

17) “Self-absorbed promethean neopelagian!”

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Catholic Church England and Wales / Flickr
Catholic Church England and Wales / Flickr

There’s A LOT more where that came from! Check out the full list at That the Bones You Have Crushed May Thrill.

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