19 Gargoyles Who Just CAN’T Seem to Get a Date

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Don't make the same mistakes as these guys.

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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, fellas.

Yes, trying to woo the opposite sex can be tough. But if you can learn from the mistakes of these guys, you’ll do just fine!

“Ok, I’m ready. I can do this… AHHH! Here’s she comes!”

Sunchild57 Photography. / Flickr
Sunchild57 Photography. / Flickr

You only get one shot at a first impression, so get it right.

jim crossley / Flickr
jim crossley / Flickr

Yes, she’s way out of your league. But snap out of it and say hello.

Anne / Flickr
Anne / Flickr

Whoa there! You may feel drawn to her, but remember to respect a lady’s personal space.

Jared Hargrave / Flickr
Jared Hargrave / Flickr

A strong, confident stance is important, but don’t over do it.

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via skepticfriends.org

You need to strike the right balance between showing her you’re interested…

Nicholas Noyes / Flickr
Nicholas Noyes / Flickr

…but also having poise.

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via colossalplanet.com

You must keep all bodily fluids under control.

[Duncan] / Flickr
[Duncan] / Flickr

We cannot stress enough the importance of basic personal hygiene – especially when it comes to your face.

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via colossalplanet.com

You, too, Jack.

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via colossalplanet.com

Once you’re with her, just leave it in your pocket. Women do not want to have to compete with your phone.

Matt Harris / Flickr
Matt Harris / Flickr

Use your manners at dinner. Licking your fingers is just plain impolite.

Leo Reynolds / Flickr
Leo Reynolds / Flickr

Wooing her with music is a great idea, but the music alone won’t do the job.

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via colossalplanet.com

Women like humor, but…

Liz Day / Flickr
Liz Day / Flickr

Remember, women are repelled by the smallest hint of desperation.

~My aim is true~ / Flickr
~My aim is true~ / Flickr

Rejection can be tough, but you’ve gotta keep yourself together. Other women may be watching!

OliBac / Flickr
OliBac / Flickr

Because if you’re not strong in yourself, how can you be strong for someone else?

John Davey / Flickr
John Davey / Flickr

There, there, my dear fellow. The right girl is out there somewhere.

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via skepticfriends.org

“So you’re saying there’s a chance!”

Corey Seeman / Flickr
Corey Seeman / Flickr

Do you have any special dating advice for men? Share in the comments!

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